I’m all about sustainable toys. But this is a teddy bear made out of a placenta.
Inhabitots calls this salt-cured placenta creation “a crafty alternative for those who don’t necessarily want to eat their baby’s placenta, but want to pay their respects to the life sustaining organ.” THANK GOD, because the last time I saw someone munching on placenta… wait. No. Nobody does that.
I didn’t realize there was such a big market for organ toys. What’s next, testicle legos? I wonder if I can have my intestines made into a jump-rope. Don’t even think about stealing that idea, I’ll slap you with a lawsuit so fast…
No, but seriously. I am going to draft a letter to the National Association of Creepy Scientists, and it will go like this:
Dear Whichever Creepy Scientist Wasted the Past 2 Years of His Life Inventing the Placenta Teddy,
Clearly you didn’t get the memo that we are in the midst of a SWINE FLU epidemic. Please get your weird, cannibalistic ass back into the lab and do something useful.
The Entire Population
ps. What do you think about a tricycle made entirely out of pelvic bones? Could be cool…