One of the coolest things about having a blog is having a blog dashboard, where I can see how many people are visiting, where they’re coming from, and what search terms people are using to stumble upon my blog.
The search terms are the best. Some of them are hilarious, and some of them are seriously worrisome. Here are a few of the things people have googled to find District Ramblings in the past 2 days:
women arnt as funny as they look
is betty draper a pedophila
natalie portman torture
introvert i miss my crazy ex girlfriend
lady 70 plus sought
differences between harry and sally
are italian women good looking
betty draper smoking while pregnant
sexy gay outfits
To the introvert: Googling “introvert I miss my crazy ex girlfriend” is probably not going to get her back. Try calling her? Just a thought.
To all the rest of you who stumbled upon my blog using one of the above search terms: I’m sorry you didn’t find what you were looking for. I know the number for a great therapist.