Need love advice? Don’t ask Spitzer’s call-girl.

14 12 2009

Ashley Dupré, New York Post Advice Columnist

Remember Ashley Dupré, the infamous call-girl that scandalized former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer?  Well she’s back in the news, but this time for a highly entertaining new advice column in the New York Post.

Among the many nuggets of wisdom Ashley bestows upon her lucky readers, here are a few of my favorites:

Q: Are there tell-tale signs a man isn’t happy in his marriage?

A: “Guys are primal. They’re proud and need to be treated like they’re proud and special… Guys are so easy to please and I don’t just mean sexually. We all need to feel loved and appreciated. Ask yourself, when was the last time you did something to make your husband feel loved, special and appreciated . . . and if you can’t remember, then that’s your sign right there.”

Men need to be treated like they’re proud?  WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! Now I understand why you’re getting paid to sleep with married men and I’m not.

Q. How do I know if my daughter may be getting into trouble?

A. “If your daughter is getting good grades, shows you respect and has a good head on her shoulders, give her room to go out, grow and make mis takes. And be there when she falls. I would definitely educate her on what is out there in the world to be wary of.

Sometimes instilling a little (but not too much) fear into her is not a bad thing. It validates your concerns so she won’t think you’re just being an overbearing, overprotective parent who isn’t ready for her to grow up.”

How does instilling fear into your daughter validate your own concerns? We are all dumber for having read that.

I don’t know what’s worse, her advice or her writing skills.  Ashley Dupré is about as qualified to dole out marriage and parenting tips as Tiger Woods.

New York Post, you have failed to impress me again.  I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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3 responses

14 12 2009
bros

yes, if only they had managed to hire the smart and articulate out of work prostitute to offer advice. I wish there were more male prostitutes for women because i’m pretty sure her logic works for females too.

15 12 2009
Geof

You have to admit that for a prostitute looking to make a clean break and branch out into a new career, the “holding my own boobs” shot was not only classy, but the right move. She might as well be wearing like a business shirt or something.

15 12 2009
bros

hilarious

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