Heidi Montag: A Modern Frankenstein!

22 01 2010

Heidi Montag, star of MTV’s “The Hills,” before:

Heidi Montag now, after having 10 plastic surgery procedures in one sitting:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this lady may look 35, but she is actually 23 years old.  Shocking, I know.  This is the stuff science fiction movies are made of.

In case you can’t watch the video, which I HIGHLY recommend, here are some of the highlights:

-Heidi says her new boobs are “triple D’s or F’s, pretty much,” but she really wanted an “H, for Heidi”

-She details her creepy procedures, including having her ears pinned back and sewed to her head “because I couldn’t wear my hair up ever on the red carpet,” having the bones of her jaw sawed down, and having the muscles of her back and her spine carved out for a “curvier look”

-When asked to move her face, she can’t

-She says her ordeal was a “spiritual transformation” more than anything, because she “almost died…like Michael Jackson did” (she also told another interviewer that her main message to teen girls is that “Beauty is on the inside,” but she said it with a lisp because she was still getting used to moving her jaw. haha.)

-She explains how plastic surgery is a blessing to mankind and says, “If Cleopatra were alive now, I’m sure she’d have triple D’s and all the works done like a lot of people I know”

Errrrr… Actually, if Cleopatra were alive now, she would probably release a poisonous snake on your big plastic boob.

That poor girl.  She looks like she needs a hug.




6 responses

22 01 2010

i just barfed

22 01 2010

Who the F is Heidi Montag?

22 01 2010

c’mon people. feel bad for her – clearly she is sick in the head. well don’t feel bad, just understand that.

you’re completely right that all the plastic surgery was creepy and unnecessary but i personally like the boobs.

22 01 2010
Jayneyomama's friend

History, science, philosophy…just so informed. And why is this girl “famous” or newsworthy? Who the heck is this??

3 05 2010

heidi montag looked sooo much prettier before she had anything done, i wish she looked the same as she used to. she said she wanted to look like barbi in an episode of the hills final season, i wouldn’t want to. it’s her choice but i think she looked better before.

11 09 2010
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