In response to Is There A Worse Way To Die Than This?, Phelps wrote:
“Not a very eelegant way to go.
He wasn’t eelated about this one.
Eels in the butt are soooo eelementary school.
I guess the ambeelance wasn’t in time.
Indeed, China’s record is reely bad.
Weel they be brought to justice? WEEL THEY?!!”
Haha- you know word play gets me every time.