I Don’t Think That’s What They Meant by “French Open”…

24 05 2010

Venus Williams seems to be getting a little confused in her old age, opting to sport a black and red lace negligée to her first match of the French Open Sunday in lieu of a reasonable tennis outfit.

Now, I’m a big fan of the French Open (the only tournament in which Nadal has a legit chance against Federer) and an even bigger fan of the fiery Williams sisters, but seeing this freaky-deaky tennis nightie on a woman that could crush me with her bare hands has caused me a range of unpleasant emotions, including fear, confusion, and dysphoria.

Why, Venus? WHY?!?  (Amazing bum though, right? Diz-namn.)



3 responses

24 05 2010

I would have liked this even more if it were a french maid version. that would have been clever.

24 05 2010

What?! Celeb does crazy thing when she knows there will be people around with cameras? This is unheard of. I think we may be witnessing the birth of an entirely new media trend. I can’t wait to see if any other celebrities follow suit.

26 05 2010

Paris is full of strip clubs and Venus would make a great lap dancer with that ass of hers.

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