Venus Williams seems to be getting a little confused in her old age, opting to sport a black and red lace negligée to her first match of the French Open Sunday in lieu of a reasonable tennis outfit.
Now, I’m a big fan of the French Open (the only tournament in which Nadal has a legit chance against Federer) and an even bigger fan of the fiery Williams sisters, but seeing this freaky-deaky tennis nightie on a woman that could crush me with her bare hands has caused me a range of unpleasant emotions, including fear, confusion, and dysphoria.
Why, Venus? WHY?!? (Amazing bum though, right? Diz-namn.)