I Don’t Think That’s What They Meant by “French Open”…

24 05 2010

Venus Williams seems to be getting a little confused in her old age, opting to sport a black and red lace negligée to her first match of the French Open Sunday in lieu of a reasonable tennis outfit.

Now, I’m a big fan of the French Open (the only tournament in which Nadal has a legit chance against Federer) and an even bigger fan of the fiery Williams sisters, but seeing this freaky-deaky tennis nightie on a woman that could crush me with her bare hands has caused me a range of unpleasant emotions, including fear, confusion, and dysphoria.

Why, Venus? WHY?!?  (Amazing bum though, right? Diz-namn.)

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24 05 2010
bros

I would have liked this even more if it were a french maid version. that would have been clever.

24 05 2010
geof

What?! Celeb does crazy thing when she knows there will be people around with cameras? This is unheard of. I think we may be witnessing the birth of an entirely new media trend. I can’t wait to see if any other celebrities follow suit.

26 05 2010
Vjane

Paris is full of strip clubs and Venus would make a great lap dancer with that ass of hers.

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